Oh woe is me! I, the great traveler Astaroth Lincoln, have on the second day of my travels (from that infernal smoke-and-mirrors subway) lost my only means of transport! Do not trust the small, smiling people of JORDA. They will sully your head with ale and make off with your dignity!


I floated on the Dead Sea and conversed with a fellow adventurer, Astaroth. Astaroth warned me of the people of Jorda, but I decided to visit nonetheless. It was a blast: highly recommended.